spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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