You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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