I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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