Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
