And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I just want to make out with him forever
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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