What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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