I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
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