Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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