Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
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