We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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