farters have to be the big spoon...
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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