i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
