I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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