and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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