check it out our google latitudes are spooning
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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