actually, I'm a sock model
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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