Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
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