just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
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Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
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Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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