I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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