Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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