she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
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So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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