Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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