Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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