another moral hangover. fuck.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
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I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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