Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
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like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
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Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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