i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
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I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
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No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
You can't die you're my only democrat family member