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well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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