I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
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sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
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Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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