I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
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