oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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