I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Alive.
So much puke
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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