In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
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Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
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The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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