Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?