You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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