My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
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i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
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Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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