just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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