do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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