i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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