Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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