i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
