so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
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we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Walk of Shame today included voting.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
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She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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