I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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