The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
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This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
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Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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