I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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