yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
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No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
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we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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