do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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