I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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