Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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