And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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