i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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