she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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