can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
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I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
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Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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