Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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