You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Everything about him screamed your future.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
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Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
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He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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