i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
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after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
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Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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