Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
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She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
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I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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