To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
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I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
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Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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