does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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