I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
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we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
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she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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