I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
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