Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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